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THE WAY MY PROFESSOR WORDS TEST QUESTIONS

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

If people want to let you go, just let them do it. They may not understand who you are. So don’t play around with fire; don’t give them their cake and let them eat it too. Here is your rule of thumb: they either commit to you or get none of you.
Joey Furjanic, The Heartbreak Hotel: How Long Will You Stay? (via larmoyante)
Life as a short person
WHEN ITS FINALLY WARM ENOUGH ON A WEEKEND TO PARTAKE IN OUTDOOR DAY DRINKING ACTIVITIES

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

GUYS IN GREEK LIFE
TRYING TO KEEP MY DRUNK FRIEND IN LINE
When you complain, you remain…in the same situation…I forget the past and keep going forward.
Hector Lombard (via mmaquotes)
People will stare. Make it worth their while.