you were born to impress no one but yourself
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
Celebrity Alphabet: D is for Dave Franco
❝At this point, I feel like I can allow myself to be goofy and take more risks, and even if I do fall on my face, I know it's not the end of the world and at least I tried to do something different
"I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
Fans and friends remember Joan Rivers’ best jokes and quotes.
There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
And I’m just like,